What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you valued customer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my 30-minute course in manager training, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Jonathan’s, and I have over 300 confirmed bows. I am trained in customer appeasement and I’m the top ojisan in the entire Garden regional chain. You are nothing to me but just another customer service goal. I will wipe your table fucking clean with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my polite words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me through the comment form? Think again, sir. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of part-timers across the greater Yokohama area and your cell phone is being returned right now so you better prepare for the rain, sir and/or madam. The rain that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Your kid fucking enjoyed their kiddy meal. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can serve you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in dessert plating, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Japan Restauranteurs Association and I will use it to its full extent to make your dining experience the most delightful one ever had on the Japanese archipelago, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have never pressed that pin-pon bell. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying a reasonable price, you savvy customer. I will season your order with magic tricks and you will delight in it. You’re fucking fed, kiddo.

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How I feel after this week’s typesetting.

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Prepare your toasters.

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Sophie and Akira are on the same page: Makai-Tenchou <3

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I wish tenchou would look at me the way he looks at coffee.

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being bored while reading Cute Girls Magazine

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